Pucked

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    IGNOU M.Com Study Material, IGNOU Books, Free Download one night But Alex starts to call And text And email and send extravagant and quirky gifts Suddenly he s too difficult to ignore and nearly impossible not to like The problem is, the media portrays Alex as a total player, and Violet doesn t want to be part of the game."/>
  • Kindle Edition
  • 382
  • Pucked
  • Helena Hunting
  • English
  • 12 April 2017
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About the Author: Helena Hunting

Kindle Edition ó Pucked Kindle ´ pucked kindle, PuckedPucked MOBIHelena Hunting is the author of The USA Today and NYT bestselling PUCKED Series She lives on the outskirts of Toronto with her incredibly tolerant family and two moderately intolerant cats She writes everything from romantic sports comedy to new adult angst.


PuckedKindle Edition ó Pucked Kindle ´ pucked kindle, PuckedPucked MOBIWith a famous NHL player for a stepbrother, Violet Hall is well acquainted with the playboy reputation of many a hockey star So of course she isn t interested in legendary team captain Alex Waters or his pretty, beat up face and rock hard six pack abs But when Alex inadvertently obliterates Violet s misapprehension regarding the inferior intellect of hockey players, he becomes much than just a hot body with the face to match Suffering from a complete lapse in judgment, Violet discovers just how good Alex is with the hockey stick in his pantsViolet believes her night of orgasmic magic with Alex is just that one night But Alex starts to call And text And email and send extravagant and quirky gifts Suddenly he s too difficult to ignore and nearly impossible not to like The problem is, the media portrays Alex as a total player, and Violet doesn t want to be part of the game.

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10 thoughts on “Pucked

  1. Colleen Hoover says:

    I read this hilarious book in 2015 That was the same year Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner at the Miss Universe pageant That doesn t have anything to do with this book, but I watched that moment on repeat like eighteen times.

  2. Christie«SHBBblogger» says:

    Title PuckedSeries StandaloneAuthor Helena HuntingRelease date May 3rd, 2015Cliffhanger NoHEA view spoiler Yes hide spoiler Well folks, I m grappling with two conflicting urges On one hand, I have a deep urge to rant over this book and let my annoyance rip On the other hand, I m attempting to reign in my stabby feelings out of respect for the review copy I was gifted I m not one to gleefully let loose on a book and tear it apart, but there are times when I feel so frustrated with the Title PuckedSeries StandaloneAuthor Helena HuntingRelease date May 3rd, 2015Cliffhanger NoHEA view spoiler Yes hide spoiler Well folks, I m grappling with two conflicting urges On one hand, I have a deep urge to rant over this book and let my annoyance rip On the other hand, I m attempting to reign in my stabby feelings out of respect for the review copy I was gifted I m not one to gleefully let loose on a book and tear it apart, but there are times when I feel so frustrated with the time spent on reading something, it s almost impossible to hold it in I can see where some people may find this book cute and quirky if this type of humor is your thing But for me, I DID NOT connect with the writing style of this author whatsoever this is my first read by her From page one, I had a permanent eye squint and nose crinkle in frustration and or confusion And a What is this feeling in the back of my mind that never really went away Case in point what in the ever loving hell is up with the first sex scene We re constantly bombarded with food similes I ask you what is remotely sexy about ANY of this from their first hook up He kisses me, soft and searching Like gummy bears left out in the sun, I melt right into him.His voice travels over my skin like marshmallows drenched in hot chocolate syrup.It s not like he ll be able to fitboob into his mouth He spends a few minutes loving them like they re deluxe cheeseburgers after a night of binge drinking.His voice is hot and sweet and hard a Werther s Original sitting on a radiatorJust no And if it wasn t one of these food gems, the writing went a little something like this I m so wet I couldn t beready if I jumped into a pool of lube.What The Hell I want to remove that image from my brain Preferably with bleach.What drew me into reading this book was simply the sports romance theme I m on a little reading kick with this genre and this book seemed cute, so I decided to give it a shot What especially attracted me was the fact that the hero was a famous star hockey player whose manwhore reputation is completely unfounded And after their one night stand, has to win the heroine over Where did it miss the mark THE HEROINE.I can t ever remember a heroine annoying me this badly She has to be one of the worst I ve ever read Period She had too many glaring character flaws that killed the story for me She was supposed to be awkward cute.She was just awkward.She was supposed to be potty mouthed, blunt and bold.She was ANNOYING and IMMATURE.I swear by all that is holy if this chick mentioned the size of this man s impossibly monstrous,vagina exploding, porn star sized, uncut cock less than once every paragraph, I would be amazed. You think I m exaggerating, don t you I wish I was The constant word vomit and worshipping of his holy fuck is that a real penis was OVERDONE To the point that it actually became the theme of the storythan the supposed real plot of the book This quote right here could be the synopsis No further explanation needed I m so nervous, like a high schooler with a crush On a guy with a dick the size of Canada The hero did not feel sexy to me One minute he was confident, the next shy and uncertain He was awkward And unfortunately much like the heroine, not in a good way At times the way he spoke made him appear as if he was a teenager with his first crush, stumbling over his words, and struggling to attain the most popular girl s attention His personality was all over the place, and I struggled to drum up any excitement over his pursuit of the heroine His obsession of the heroine s boobs was almost as bad as her obsession with his junk He stared and groped them like they were the first pair he d ever set eyes on.To wrap it up it appears I ve failed miserably in containing my ragey feelings I gave this one two stars and based on my overall reaction, I feel this is being highly generous I gave it the extra star because there were brief moments where I found myself actually smiling at a few of the jokes The heroine did tone down her overzealous humor after a certain point in the book and it allowed me to see past my initial strong distaste Unfortunately, it wasn t enough to save the book for me, it was a complete miss this time around FOLLOW SMOKIN HOT BOOK BLOG ON

  3. SueBee★bring me an alpha!★ says:

    1 2 Pucked, book 1 of 5 Steamy one night stand with ice hockey manwhore turns sexy, funny, romance slight obsession with monster cockI can t wait to have my mouth on you again I m gonna eat you like I m on death row and you re my last goddamned mealBooks in the Pucked series should be read in order Book 1 Pucked Alex VioletBook 1.1 A Pucked Holiday EveryoneBook 2 Pucked Up Buck SunnyBook 3 Pucked Over Randy LilyBook 4 Forever Pucked Alex 1 2 Pucked, book 1 of 5 Steamy one night stand with ice hockey manwhore turns sexy, funny, romance slight obsession with monster cockI can t wait to have my mouth on you again I m gonna eat you like I m on death row and you re my last goddamned mealBooks in the Pucked series should be read in order Book 1 Pucked Alex VioletBook 1.1 A Pucked Holiday EveryoneBook 2 Pucked Up Buck SunnyBook 3 Pucked Over Randy LilyBook 4 Forever Pucked Alex VioletBook 4.1 AREA 51 EveryoneBook 4.5 Pucked Under EveryoneBook 5 UntitledPucked book 1 opens up to Canadian ice hockey pro and team captain Alex Waters and recent College grad and junior accountant Violet Hall embarking on a one night stand and goes on to follow them in the aftermath of their reckless and blissful night.Alex who has a manwhore reputation to guard finds himself addicted to Violet s boobs While Violet, set on not falling for a player develops a fascination on the brink of obsession with Alex s dick, which she lovingly and appropriately renames Monster cock aka MC aka SnuffleupagusIt s a monster Her nose scrunches in disgust You mean it s deformed No I mean it s huge How huge Unnaturally huge Like a porno dick ExactlyAssuaging their appetite for each other, clouded by orgasms, they are lulled into dating But both are ill prepared to deal with the media attention, paparazzi, fans, protective family, friends and foes.Seven words to describe Alex Waters Private, charming, noble, romantic, conflicted, determined and loyal and.Seven words to describe Violet Hall Quirky, witty, guarded, reflective, vulnerable, romantic and smart.Pucked, told from dual POVs, is the mixture of hot and bothered sex, sweet romance, hilarious situations inner dialogue, self reflection and growth plus of course villains, lies and setbacks There will beof Alex and Violet throughout series and many side characters will get their own story too Up next, book 1.1 A Pucked HolidayI m so pucked There d better be a support group for hockey hookersHero rating 4.5 stars Heroine rating 4 starsSexual tension rating 4.5 starsSex scenes rating 5 starsSex scenes frequency 5 starsPlot rating 4.5 starsDialogue rating 4.5 starsStorytelling rating 5 starsStory ending rating 4 stars Overall rating 4.5 starsWould I recommend this series Yes.Would I re read this series Maybe later.Would I read future books by this author Yes.Read while chatting with Helena Hunting during Shh IndieSTAR chat week

  4. Christy says:

    4 stars I haven t laughed this much while listening to an audio book in a while Granted, a lot of the humor was immature and a little on the raunchy side, but still very funny If you love sports romances and you love to laugh, THIS is a book you need to read Violet Hall meets Alex Waters while going to a hockey game to see her step brother, Buck, play She s not looking for anyone, but Alex finds her Alex is the crazy good looking, playboy with a reputation, and team captain Violet knows 4 stars I haven t laughed this much while listening to an audio book in a while Granted, a lot of the humor was immature and a little on the raunchy side, but still very funny If you love sports romances and you love to laugh, THIS is a book you need to read Violet Hall meets Alex Waters while going to a hockey game to see her step brother, Buck, play She s not looking for anyone, but Alex finds her Alex is the crazy good looking, playboy with a reputation, and team captain Violet knows she should steer clear of him But she can t One night though what could it hurt Spending one night with this hockey god changes everything for her Alex isn t exactly what she thought he was His reputation isn t all true He likes Violet That much is obvious I loved Alex and all his persistent and thoughtful gifts He made it clear he wanted Violet and only Violet The banter between these two was absolutely hilarious, even if a little juvenile at times I couldn t help but laugh out loud There was also lots and lots of sexy times.I love hockey books They are by far my favorite kind of sports romance If you re looking for a book with lots of humor, tons of steam, fun characters and a heartwarming story pick this one up The audio book was very entertainingI m so glad you fought for me You re the best chance I ve taken

  5. Helena Hunting says:

    One filterless girl, one hot hockey player and a whole lot of ridiculousnessPlay ONEWTF MAKES VIOLENCE SO HOT VIOLETIt s 6 51 on Thursday morning, and I m thirty seconds away from an amazing orgasm Women everywhere should take a page from the man manual Just b One filterless girl, one hot hockey player and a whole lot of ridiculousnessPlay ONEWTF MAKES VIOLENCE SO HOT VIOLETIt s 6 51 on Thursday morning, and I m thirty seconds away from an amazing orgasm Women everywhere should take a page from the man manual Just because I don t sport the obvious signs men do, such as morning wood, doesn t mean I shouldn t take care of my personal needs before I hit the shower My day is always better when I start with a shot from the orgasm bottle.I m right there, teetering on the brink of heaven Every nerve ending is on fire in the best way possible My muscles are tight, fingers moving at a furious pace, the vibrator God bless the damn vibrator is hitting the s s s spot, and everything is about to go blissfully white.And that s the moment my mother s shrill voice breaks all orgasmic magic, destroying my morning jill off She must have let herself in again, as is typical.Here s the thing I don t live with my mom I moved outthan four years ago into the damn pool house Technically, it s on the same piece of property, but it s supposed to be my private space My refuge from my crazy awesome, albeit super inappropriate mother.The door to my bedroom crashes open as I shut off the vibe and pull up the covers My vagina is raging I can t even begin to explain It s the female equivalent of blue balls Mom I slump further under the comforter How many times do we need to have this talk You should be out of bed already I have something for you She waves her hands around in the air like the crazy inflatable balloon guy on TV It s too much this early in my day I literally just woke up I need five minutes before we have a conversation, okay Her arms fall to her sides, her shoulders dropping with her smile, which would make me feel bad, except she s let herself into my home and barged into my bedroom unannounced So all I have is frustration Oh, sure Her dejection is blissfully short lived How about I put on a pot of coffee My mom loves to be useful, and while I m annoyed, I don t want to hurt her feelings in spite of the inconvenient interruption That d be great Any reason to get her out of my room is a good one, but a fresh pot of coffee isthan welcome.She backs out and closes the door, leaving me in peace For three seconds I contemplate finishing what I started, but there s no way I m going to come with my mom tooling around in my kitchen Instead, I toss my vibe into the nightstand and make a stop in the bathroom to wash my hands.At twenty two, I should be able to maintain some distance from my mother However, she has a great deal of difficulty with the concept of personal space In my freshman year of college, I threw out the idea of moving into an apartment close to campus My mom and Sidney my stepdad had recently tied the knot They were worse than virginal teenagers I ve had the misfortune of walking in on them in compromising positionsthan once The third time was my breaking point.Guilt ridden and embarrassed by the psychological damage he had caused, Sidney offered to renovate the pool house I agreed only because it saved me thousands on rent.When I first scored my job several months ago, I started looking for my own apartment again, in part because of the frequency of my mother s unplanned visits Being the ever helpful parent, she tagged along on the expedition and told me roommate horror stories la Single White Female Seeing as the only places I could reasonably afford were shared accommodations, I chose to stay put in the pool house a while longer As I no longer carry the burden of tuition, revisiting that option seems like a good plan I wipe my vagina scent free hands on my T shirt as I enter the kitchen My mom sits at the table and leafs through one of the gossip rags she loves to read while she sips a cup of coffee I think they made Buck look way worse here than he really is, don t you She turns the magazine around so I can see the horrible pictures of my stepbrother I grab a mug, fill it with liquid heaven, and drop into the chair across from my mom I think Buck does a decent job of making himself look bad all on his own without the help of the media My stepbrother is such a whore I m tempted to apply this label to all professional hockey players It s a blanket statement, an overzealous and possibly incorrect generalization However, based on personal experience, I believe it s true for the most part It certainly applies to the one hockey player I dated last year I consider him to be like Voldemort he who shall not be named.The third page of last week s entertainment section confirms this hypothesis The evidence is splashed all over the grainy two page spread of Buck with his hand up some woman s skirt In a public bathroom He appears to be devouring her face while getting her naked inside a stall with the door open So dirty.The picture itself isn t a surprise Hundreds of similar images can be found through an Internet search Buck has shared his manstick with half the female population in the continental US, and probably a few up in Canada The woman he s making out with is the problem He s not macking on a random hockey hooker Oh no It s his former coach s niece Her name is Fran She s adorable, and now she looks like a total puck bunny, thanks to Buck.In his defense, he said he didn t know who she was He s not bright and he was hammered, so it likely was an honest mistake not that it makes his whoring ways any less abhorrent This little incident is the reason behind his recent trade to the Hawks His return to Chicago means I ll be seeing a lotof him again Well, I think they ve blown this way out of proportion Sidney s excited to have him back in the city, though AnywayShe pushes a piece of paper toward me Upon inspection, I realize it s a plane ticket.I snatch it up and frown What s this Why does it have my name on it What s in Atlanta Surprise She does jazz hands It s Buck s first away game with the Hawks Mom, I can t We re going as a family to support him He s had a rough couple of weeks It s not my fault Buck can t keep his dick in his pants and out of his coach s niece Violet Her brow arches and her lips purse as if she s sucking a lemon Don t be so crass This isn t about Buck sShe trails off and gestures below the table Yes it is Buck doesn t care if I come to his games He was very upset when you couldn t make the last few Maybe if you d been at this one she points at the magazine he might not have gotten himself into so much trouble Are you guilting me into coming I glare over the rim of my mug Not at all I m just throwing out hypotesticals I cough choke Do you mean hypotheticals That s what I said Correcting her is as pointless as fighting her on this Once my mom makes up her mind, rationalizing an alternative is like slamming your head into a titanium wall painful and futile I need to reconsider the apartment situation.I give getting out of going to the game a last ditch effort I have to work this weekend No you don t How do you know She ignores the question A car will be at the house to pick us up at six I don t get off until five How are we even going to make it to the game on time The flight isn t until tomorrow morning She taps the date on the ticket, which I ve failed to read Oh So much for finding a way out It looks like I m going to another hockey game Yippee It ll be so much fun We can go outlet shopping Whelp, I ve got to go Don t want to be late for my Pilates class She jumps up and bounces out the door, off to her next thing.After my mom leaves, I check the time I have half an hour to get ready Nabbing the magazine from the table, I rush to my nightstand, grab my vibe, and hit the bathroom first it needs a wash then I flip to the milk advertisement The subject matter is a fuckhot guy who completely misses his mouth and dribbles a glass of milk down his chest I don t know why it s so hot I mean, milk isn t really a sexy drink, but whatever.I heft my foot onto the vanity and go to town while looking at the milk porn guy The orgasm I missed earlier takes me to the floor, and the magazine lands on my face It doesn t matter I m coming and it feels good.The jilling session takes longer than I expect, so I have to drive faster than usual to get to work As a recent graduate from the accounting program at the University of Illinois, I scored the job through my internship which Sidney set up for me Having a stepfather who scouts for the NHL does have some perks I m a junior accountant for a PR firm specializing in wait for it sports financial management This includes investing professional hockey players fortunes I m surrounded by hockey all the time Charlene, my bestie and colleague, sits on the edge of my desk, sipping her coffee while I frantically organize files I can t go out tonight I have too much to do for the Kuntz account, I tell her You re bailing on me to work late on a Friday My mom s making me go to Buck s game tomorrow in Atlanta Apparently, we need to band together as a family to support his inability to keep his dick in his pants Charlene makes a sympathetic face He really messed up this time, didn t he Don t get me started He s such an idiot Anyway, we re flying out early in the morning, so I need to be prepared for Monday before I leave for the weekend Can t you work on it while you re there My mom wants to go shopping, so I m not sure how much free time I ll have Plus, I have a hundred pages to finish for book club on Tuesday Charlene rolls her eyes Friggin Lydia I say we blackball her out of the club You can t blackball people out of a book club Says who I was happy reading mindless smut I m buying the CliffsNotes It s not a half bad idea Although being the competitive person I am, I would hate to go into the book club discussion with only a vague understanding of the crappy book Lydia s making us read I ll suffer through it if I can come up with an intelligent argument why it s so terrible I ll probably bring the book to the game in case I can get in some reading time Oh, come on, Vi The Hawks are having a killer season I bet the game will be awesome Uh huh I m sure she s not wrong However, I don t have the same warm fuzzies toward the game or the players as Charlene.She s been a die hard Hawks fan her entire life She watches every game and even participates in those pools where you create your own team Like Fantasy Football, except with hockey Anyway Charlene flaps her hand around That s not the point The point is you ll be hobnobbing with the players afterward, right Which means you ll meet Darren Westinghouse Who Charlene curls her lip and gives me a snooty look He plays right wing for the Hawks She starts listing his stats it sounds something like blah, blah, blah I tune most of it out until she asks, Will you take a picture of him if you get the chance First of all, Char, hockey players don t hobnob, they hang out Second, I plan to skip the after party crap I ll have to catch up on work I pat the file folders on my desk What a load of BS She looks around to make sure no one is paying attention Jimmy, whose cubicle is across from mine, raises an eyebrow and points to the phone at his ear, so Charlene lowers her voice Come on, Violet, you have to go For me, please Just long enough to snap a pic Then you can go be boring in your hotel room by yourself I d send you in my place if I could I have no problem watching hockey, even though the rules evade me for the most part Some of those boys are hot, but the appeal ends there Buck is a perfect example, as is the one and only hockey player I ever dated He wasn t even an NHLer, just some douche in the minors I went out with last year looking for a leg up Unfortunately, I turned out to be the owner of said leg Not only was he awful in bed just because those boys are built doesn t mean they ve got the equipment to match he also humiliated me in a way I m not likely to forget anytime soon Come on, Vi You can enjoy the man candy, if nothing else Yeah, because skanky guys are such a turn on Darren s not a skank I appease her rather than argue I ll see about the photobomb No guarantees Mostly the after parties are a food free for all for the players, complemented by hordes of bunnies looking to be dessert.She squeals and claps her hands You re the best I hold up my hands No promises, but I ll try Charlene convinces me to break for lunch, and we gorge at the all you can eat Thai buffet nearby Fortunately, the amount of food I consume doesn t slow my roll in the afternoon.By nine in the evening I can no longer focus on the computer screen My stomach is growling so loudly I keep checking to make sure a bear hasn t wandered into the office.Drive thru fast food is my poison of choice I scarf down three tiny burgers and a large fries while I drive home I reluctantly skip the milkshake because indigestion and flying don t mesh well.My mother has left a sticky note on my door to remind me we re leaving for the airport at ass o clock in morning those are my words, not hers The logical thing to do would be to pack my stuff and go to bed so I m not exhausted in the morning Instead, I change into a T shirt and my favorite pair of Marvel Comic inspired boxer briefs they fit so nicely and channel surf I must have fallen asleep because the next thing I know, my mom is standing over me Violet Why are you still sleeping We should ve left ten minutes ago We ll miss the flight Her shrill morning voice functions as the worst kind of alarm.I try to hide under a throw pillow, but she snatches it away Get up, get up, get up She grabs my arm and pulls, forcing me to my feet.Due to my complete lack of preparation, I pack in a rush, tossing clothes into a bag at random while I pull on jeans I grab the first bra I find it s extra loud, boasting a fuchsia leopard print pattern and black lace accents I don t have time to search for something else not with my mom tapping her talon nails on my door, hovering as usual I have the foresight to pack my copy of Tom Jones so I can finish it for Tuesday s book club discussion.My mom drags me to the car while I m zipping up my bag, afraid we ll miss our plane She s totally overreacting We only have to speed walk through the airport to make it to our gate for boarding.Sidney, being the awesome guy he is, books first class tickets The seats are roomy and comfortable This allows me to pass out until the flight attendant comes by to offer drinks I ask for a mimosa it s mostly orange juice and leaf through the copy of The Hockey News Sidney brought It s the same old, same old Stats andstats with a few pictures of disheveled, hot hockey players scattered within.I abandon the magazine and pull out my copy of Tom Jones Maybe it ll bore me back to sleep I m annoyed I have to finish this for Tuesday I like reading Hell, I even took a couple of English lit classes in college purely for enjoyment I might ve enjoyed this book had it not followed on the heels of the fun, sex filled stories I ve partaken of lately.After reading the same paragraph twenty times, I give up and play mindless games on my phone for the rest of the flight.There s a car waiting for us at the airport because that s how Sidney rolls and we re whisked away to the hotel It s the same one the team is staying at, so it ll be easy to escape the after celebrations should the Hawks win.However, we run into a bit of an issue with the hotel concierge They ve booked us a suite This wasn t part of the deal I expected to have my own room I bite my tongue and pretend it s totally fine because I don t want to appear ungrateful even though I didn t ask to come on this impromptu trip in the first place.On the upside, the suite is huge There s a spacious living room, and I have my own bedroom with a private bath, complete with a Jacuzzi tub I lock myself away and have a two hour soak, where I once again try to readof my book I accidentally get the cover wet and have to lay it on the vent to dry.Getting dressed is an adventure I did a crap job packing I m fortunate enough to have a pair of black jeans to wear Sadly, the only bra I have is the fuchsia one, which worked with the black hoodie I wore on the plane However, I m clean, so I m not recycling the hoodie, and my options are limited to a pale pink tee or a blue one with stains on the boob The pink one will have to do I pull on the shirt and check out my reflection in the mirror Oh yeah, the leopard print is way obvious through the thin fabric I cover it up with a light sweater and call my outfit a success.Glasses fog in arenas, so I jam in my contact lenses I also look much less nerdy without glasses, and considering I have to meet a whole new set of teammates tonight, I ll use all the anti nerd help I can get.By the time I finally get my contact lenses to stay on my eyeballs it takes three tries there isn t time for my mom to assault my face with her pallet of eye shadow She s a big fan of blue I always end up looking like someone from a 70s sitcom Armed with my wool coat and my messenger bag, which houses a scarf, mittens, hat, my semidry copy of Tom Jones, and my phone, I m game ready As an afterthought, I check for my pack of cigarettes I don t actually smoke They re my crutch when I want to extricate myself from uncomfortable social situations It happens a lot I ve learned to release the smoke slowly so people don t notice I m not inhaling.The arena is packed Luckily, we have great seats, and Sidney knows everyone, so getting to the first row isn t a problem I settle in, appreciating the ample legroom and unobstructed view of center ice Sidney orders a round of beers as the Hawks take the ice Half the crowd explodes into cheers despite it being an away game.I m mesmerized by the way these guys glide over the perilously slick surface with such ease I m petrified of skating, much like some people are afraid of snakes and spiders Wearing blades on my feet screams of danger I struggled mastering Downward Facing Dog I don t need to slice open an artery in an attempt to expand my sports repertoire.Sidney stands and pumps his fist in the air as Buck skates onto the ice Buck is mammoth, like a yeti A huge, perverted, hairy whore of a yeti According to the sportscasters, Buck s an excellent hockey player I d agree, based on his yearly salary alone No one gets that much money for sucking, not even extremely skilled prostitutes.Behind me, a gaggle of girls whose skirts could double as headbands giggle obnoxiously about some guy named Alex Waters The name is vaguely familiar They mention a hat trick He must be an awesome player to pull off one of those.Their discussion takes an interesting turn when one girl brings up the size of individual team members junk I assume they get their stats from personal experience.At the drop of the puck, penis conversations cease

  6. ✿kawehi.reviews says:

    I received an ARC via the book s publicist in exchange for an honest review Thank you I m so sorry readers, please don t raise your pitchforks at me There was basically no story, no character personality inkling or development, and no romance growth at all.I just don t get it I LOVE and ADORE hockey romances but this one was painted with a male protagonist who had nothing going up there except his libido and a female who is supposed to be an intelligent accountant but acts nothingtha I received an ARC via the book s publicist in exchange for an honest review Thank you I m so sorry readers, please don t raise your pitchforks at me There was basically no story, no character personality inkling or development, and no romance growth at all.I just don t get it I LOVE and ADORE hockey romances but this one was painted with a male protagonist who had nothing going up there except his libido and a female who is supposed to be an intelligent accountant but acts nothingthan an obnoxious bimbo adolescent teen.I mean, if you re into hearing about a snuffie Super MC monster c k beaver yetiAnd CONSTANT boob and d ck oogling and groping As well as mouth f king A billion of times throughout the book, with an overload of sex references, then hey this book is for you.I just wish it hadactual content as I was actually enjoying the first 5% and then it turned upside down into a baffling circus show.I m sorry, I m usuallylenient and not harsh and critical on my reads but this one had hit a point of no return for me

  7. Sleepless Readmore says:

    If you date a hockey player, raise your glass.If you don t, then raise your standards.4 Dibs on the PUCKING Captain STARS Alex and Violet Cause you know I love the playersAnd you love the gameHOCKEY BOOK hmm sign ME UP It s official these hockey books that I ve read lately have ruined all other sports for me APART FROM BOXING I need me a hockey player STAT The plot was not what I was expecting because I didn t read the description before diving into it I was like oh grea If you date a hockey player, raise your glass.If you don t, then raise your standards.4 Dibs on the PUCKING Captain STARS Alex and Violet Cause you know I love the playersAnd you love the gameHOCKEY BOOK hmm sign ME UP It s official these hockey books that I ve read lately have ruined all other sports for me APART FROM BOXING I need me a hockey player STAT The plot was not what I was expecting because I didn t read the description before diving into it I was like oh great a stepbrother romance novel NOPE This one NO If anything I found Buck and Violet s relationship to be sweet in it s own strange way Continuing on with the plot, I enjoyed it it wasn t too long nor short, realistic, and outright HILARIOUS The bloody characters were GENIUS Whatta bunch of perfectly crafted characters I REALLY HOPE TO SEE A SERIES because I would MOST definitely read So Helena Hunting please consider writing a continuation It was a first time read by this author I wouldn t consider not reading another Sign me up for Alex Waters Anonymous.I m pretty fast if I m chasing after something I want Especially with that damn beard.He s all rustic and lumbersexual lookingBeardAppreciation One physical feature that never fails to lure me in is a freaking beard GOD DAYUM here s my mini rant wait can a rant be positive Regardless it s a positive rant appreciation about BEARDS It can be unkempt to a certain extent , trimmed and groomed to perfection whichever it just looks so RUGGED and SEXY Hello PlayoffBeards another plus to date a hockey player I JUST WANT ALEX THOUGH.His beard is neatly groomed,unlike some of the other guyswho look like they crawled out of thealleyway and decided to play professional hockey.At so many points I literally LOL D yes I used LOL as a verb Some of that dialogue though freaking COMICAL Especially the sh t Violet says thinks I swear she is one weird a s woman stated in the nicest way possible Although she is not the only character that s got jokes gotta love those players humour Buck included Egg whites are full of protein.So is jizz.You don t see me harvesting yours soI can drink a glass of it.That s from a person It smells like a rotting sweaty corpse was dragged through the hallway Beavers, Tim Hortons, Ice Hockey, Maple Syrup EH CANADIANISM UHMMM okay Still a little offended over here A lot of those stereotypes were generalizations about Canada As a Canadian it did bother me I know it was all in good harm and all however at points I was thinking REALLY Helena Hunting REALLY YOU RE CANADIAN TOO At points it made the story less enjoyable because writing these oversimplified ideas about Canada doesn t make itfunny I could have done without them at points I was like NO how can I continue on these notions are ridiculous and I really wanted to rate this lower stars Despite the fact of the addition of these lame stereotypes I couldn t bring myself to judge the book as a whole as it was written well It could have been re read potential except those bits will aggravate me AGAIN so once is enough.Pucked Helena Hunting

  8. Patty ~ Wrapped Up In Reading Book Blog says:

    FIVE STARS He s such an enigma I want these glimpses of sweetness and his awkward fumblings to be authentic, not a fa ade he wears to get women into bed with him I don t know why I waited so long to read this series and what possessed me to read the books out of sequential order Even though you really can read each book as a standalone except for Forever Pucked , because every installment is about a different couple, but all of the characters show up in each subsequent story I FIVE STARS He s such an enigma I want these glimpses of sweetness and his awkward fumblings to be authentic, not a fa ade he wears to get women into bed with him I don t know why I waited so long to read this series and what possessed me to read the books out of sequential order Even though you really can read each book as a standalone except for Forever Pucked , because every installment is about a different couple, but all of the characters show up in each subsequent story I have loved every book that I have read so far I would even dare to say that this is my top fave sports romance series I thought that Randy Ballistic was something else until I got a good dose of Alex Waters and his SUPER MC I am completely and utterly head over heels in love with him, and I m even crushing on Violet I haven t met alikable heroine in quite a while Her inappropriate ramblings and klutziness made her so endearing I laughed quite a bit while reading this and have learned a couple of terms that I won t soon forget i.e Jilling, and Area 51 You ll have to read this book to find out what they refer to Alex Waters is the Captain of the Chicago Hawks NHL team Violet Hall is the stepsister of Buck Butterson who is a rookie player on the team The two meet at one of the Hawks away games when Alex slams into the plexiglass barrier that Violet s seated behind Once their eyes lock on to each other, they each feel a white hot attraction Later after the game they run into each other at a celebratory party One thing leads to another and Violet ends up in Alex s hotel room She isn t the type of girl to have a meaningless one night stand with a hockey player but she can t seem to say no to Alex Alex is also very smitten with Violet and he honestly tries to be a gentleman that night But once the two have a serious make out session on the couch Violet s Beaver and Alex s Monster Cock have a hard time staying away from each other The steam in this book is OFF THE CHARTS SMOKIN HOT Violet s obsession with Alex s monstrous cock is beyond hilarious She even makes it a superhero costume Alex s notorious reputation for being a ladies man haunts him and implants serious insecurities and doubts into Violet s mind She has seen his pics on gossip sites and her worst fear is being thought of by him as just another puck bunny or hockey hooker She decides to protect herself by avoiding Alex, but he pulls out all the stops to win over her heart, and boy did I ever swoon.But will a stupid choice Alex makes to secure a corporate sponsor, threaten the relationship he and Violet are just starting to build The way that he feels for Violet and all the things he does to care for her just solidified Alex as being a member of my top ten favorite book boyfriends list If you love romances with Hockey players as much as I do, you definitely need to pick this one up There are some seriously swoon worthy heroes in this series that are sure to melt your panties off

  9. Stacey is Sassy says:

    I didn t realise Canadian s sounded so Irish This is the kind of audio that I really look forward to I ve read the story, know what s going to happen and I m prepared for every bump in the road to happiness I can relax sit back and enjoy the journey without stressing about background noises or my attention drifting It doesn t always happen, but if there s a lot going on around me, I can sometimes get distracted from the storyline In Pucked, I was able to follow along well, get a bunch of I didn t realise Canadian s sounded so Irish This is the kind of audio that I really look forward to I ve read the story, know what s going to happen and I m prepared for every bump in the road to happiness I can relax sit back and enjoy the journey without stressing about background noises or my attention drifting It doesn t always happen, but if there s a lot going on around me, I can sometimes get distracted from the storyline In Pucked, I was able to follow along well, get a bunch of laughs embarassingly, on the trainagain and experience the connection of the main characters.The narrators do a good job but admit to loving the female narrator a touchShe is easy to listen to and jumps from a male to a female character with ease The male narrator was ok but admit to being a little distracted from the storyline by his accent I m convinced he s Irish, or maybe originally born in Ireland Lots of rolling with an almost melodic flow to his narration It was all good, though I m glad I got the chance to listen to Pucked and I m keen to try a fewaudios of this series No change in rating as I enjoyed the audio as much as the read. All the stars and planets aligned.For me, a book has to cross A LOT of hurdles to be a five star read The cover must be appealing, both the hero and heroine have to be at least likable, preferably lovable and I have to get drawn into their world Pucked ticked all my boxes I needed a good laugh and this one definitely delivered My son s, aged 12 and 9, kept asking me what was so funny This is NOT one I could fudge and come up with an age appropriate explanationnormally I give a slight variation of what s really going on How do you make an age appropriate explanation of why it s so funny that her mum walks into her room as she is jilling who went up the hill with Jilla thing guys like doingan action that ends with off herself AhhhI got nothing Pucked ended up being my own little giggle, snort party.Violet lives in the pool house on her mum and stepdad s property Her mum Skye, has a very bad habit of walking in whenever she feels like it This drives Violet crazy but you can tell they have a very close relationship Violet s stepdad is a hockey scout and stepbrother a professional hockey player She s a little bit of a nerd and had a nasty end to a relationship with a hockey player Both of those things and the fact that Buck the stepbrother is a manwhore, makes Violet weary of hockey players Then she meets Alex and decides she might make a one time exception for him.Alex is the captain of the professional hockey team Buck plays for He has a reputation that he refuses to agree or deny about to sports reporters His manager Dick very appropriate , thinks any reputation is a good reputation, but Alex is starting to get sick of it When he meets Violet he is really attracted to her She is funny and says the most inappropriate stuff For Alex, it s a little bit of a shock when Violet doesn t jump at the chance to have a relationship with him He must convince her that the reputation is not always earned Challenge accepted Pucked is a very funny sports romance with a spunky heroine and a hero that isn t as confident as he lets everyone believe There are a lotups than downs, and the sexy times were steamy with great humour as well Alex does have a brain malfunction later on in the story, but it wasn t bad enough to reduce my likelustlove for him.If you re looking for a very lighthearted, funny romance that s a little silly and a lot goofy Pucked is perfect I was thoroughly satisfied

  10. Emma Chase says:

    Pucked is a unique, deliciously hot, endearingly sweet, laugh out loud, good time romance Already reread twice